I think that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do....
Facebook: "James Maher just watched an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
Me: "Your so cool!"
James: "Its a lie, I lie I tell you! Fuck you Tom you don't understand. Imagine what it was like when Kate walked in I switched it off quickly and told her it was porn to cover my tracks. I think I'm in the clear........"
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.– Jimi Hendrix
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable,...
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.– Thomas Jefferson
A day without laughter is a day wasted.– Charlie Chaplin
I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker...
It’s like driving over a teenagers face– Jeremy Clarkson
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to...– Winston Churchill
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds...